Snake Eyes
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Author: Aquaian Goddess
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance. Humor. PWP.
Status: Complete.
Pairing: Shido x Ban. Shido x Ban x Ginji.
Summary: Poor Shido. As if fighting with Ban wasn’t bad enough. Now he dreams of screwing him into oblivion! Sequel to “Sycamore."
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Shido was staring down a huge snake in the jungle, only this snake had blue eyes.

“Do you honestly think you’ll live through this encounter?”

“Yes.”

The snake’s head morphed and soon, it was Ban’s bare upper body, with the body of the snake begining a few inches below his navel.

“Do you honestly think that Midou Ban would ever love you?”

“I think he could, if I tried hard enough.”

“I think you’re full of shit.” The snake turned into Ban the rest of the way, revealing a very naked, very aroused, Midou Ban. “Now shut up and fuck me before your alarm goes off again.”

“What?”

Shido blinked as his alarm went off. “Well. That was strange.”

The sparrow at his window laughed at him.

Shido, being in better spirits after a shower, walked into the Honky Tonk, and noted with amusement the venomous look Ban was giving the bell above the door. He nodded his head in greeting to Ginji and Ban, then settled down and ordered a cup of coffee.

The bell above the door jingled again and Shido bit back a laugh as Ban glared at it. Shido could practically hear the gears in Ban’s head turning as he probably thought of evil ways to destroy the vile happily jingling thing. Hevn walked in, followed by Himiko.

“Hello! I have a job for you!”

Ban’s head fell to the counter top with a thud. “Oh yippee skippy.” [Did he just say “Yippee skippy”?] “Another mission where you take thirty percent of our earnings so we can dodge bullets,” [Yippee. Skippy?] “-jump off high places, nearly drown and in the end, get double-crossed and not get paid ANYWAY.”

Shido blinked. “You did not just say ‘yippee skippy’, Snake Bastard.”

“Oh shut it, Monkey Tamer.” Ban scowled. “What’s the job, Hevn?”

Hevn flipped her hair over her shoulder and smiled.

[I am going to kill Hevn. Very slowly.] Shido seethed from his hiding spot as he watched Ban ready himself for battle. [Forty of them, with sunglasses, so he can’t use the Evil Eye, guns, and not enough room to dodge. Great.] Shido whistled and with a shriek, a murder of crows came out of nowhere and blinded the guards. Shido grabbed Ban’s arm.

“This way!”

“Damnit, Monkey Tamer! We don’t NEED your damn HELP!”

“Is that so, Snake Bastard? Who just saved your ass back there, huh?” [And what a nice ass it is. DAMNIT! Now is NOT the time to be thinking of such things!]

“I could’ve handled it.”

“Of course, because you could’ve easily taken down nearly forty armed guards after they riddled you with bullets, I’m sure.”

Ban snarled at him. “Listen you-”

A gun went off.

“SHIDO!” The shot went wide as Shido spun around and slammed into Ban, knocking him into an alleyway and pinning him against the wall. He could feel Ban’s pulse racing against his palms as he held Ban’s wrists. “What the fuck are you doing, Monkey Tamer?!” [He said my name. He called me Shido. Am I dreaming?]

“Hush.” Shido growled, harsher than he meant to. He glanced out the opening of the alleyway and cursed. Their pursuers were heading straight for them. “Shit. We’re stuck here.” Shido whispered against Ban’s ear, keeping the smaller man pressed between his body and the wall. Shido had to fight down the urge to purr from the feeling of Ban pressed flush against him like that.

[He’s terrified. Is he terrified of me?]

“What do you mean stuck here?!” Ban hissed back. Shido could practically smell the panic coming off of Ban in waves.

“Meaning that unless we do something drastic, Snake Bastard, we are going to die.” Foot falls came closer and voices could now be heard, and an idea formed in Shido’s mind. [If it worked in my dream...] “Shit. Make this look believable, Snake Bastard.” [This is it. I can’t believe I’m going to do such a childish thing. Here goes nothing I suppose.]

[If I live through this, I will never ever let Ban out of my sight again!]

“Wait-” Ban was cut off as Shido’s mouth descended onto his. Shido could feel Ban stiffen and ready himself to deliver a nice solid punch. Shido stroked his tongue against Ban’s lower lip, nearly purring at the softness. Ban struggled harder to get away, panic and arousal pouring off him like a raging river. [He’ll get us caught if he keeps struggling like that.] The thought was distant and far away. Shido drew Ban’s lower lip into his mouth and bit down, harder than he meant to, but not enough to draw blood. Ban stopped struggling and met Shido’s gaze, his gorgeous blue eyes dilated with panic. Shido slid his tongue across Ban’s lower lip to soothe the bite there. Voices grew louder and Ban glanced out of the alley as Shido slowly released Ban’s lip, dragging his teeth across it. “Shido..” Ban breathed, his voice barely above a whisper. [There it is again! That’s twice now! Joy! Elation!... oh no wait... He’s still scared shitless.]

“Shhh. It’s okay, Ban. Calm down and try to pretend you’re enjoying this.” Shido murmured and slid his hands down Ban’s sides to his hips, loving the feel of muted warm cotton beneath his fingers. Shido’s mouth was on Ban’s before he could even answer, Shido’s tongue once again requesting entry. Ban parted his lips and gasped when he felt Shido’s tongue brush against his own. [Gods above, he’s so responsive..so sweet..] Ban wrapped his arms around Shido’s waist, tentative hands inching up to grip solid shoulders. Shido broke the kiss, and Ban made a small noise of protest, which turned into a moan of pleasure as Shido gently kissed and nibbled his way down Ban’s jaw and neck. He nuzzled the shirt aside as he lapped at Ban’s pulse point and moved lower to the soft flesh where neck met shoulder. Ban’s fingers clutched at Shido’s hair, breath coming in quick pants. [Oh Gods, Ban, my Ban...]

“Shido...” Ban tilted his head to one side, exposing more of his neck to Shido. Shido pulled back and blinked down at Ban, who moaned at the loss. [He said it again!] Ban’s eyes fluttered open to looked at Shido. Shido breath nearly caught in his throat as he stared into Ban’s eyes. [As beautiful as ever.]

“Are you alright?”

“Mmm. Where the hell did you learn to kiss like that?” Ban played with the hair at the nape of Shido’s neck, and Shido once again fought down the urge to purr and nuzzle Ban’s neck.

“Must be a natural talent.” [I’ve never kissed anyone else like that before.] Shido peered out of the alleyway. “They’re gone.”

“Who’s gone?”

“The guys with guns who want us dead.” Shido made no move to pull away from Ban. [If I could stay this way forever, I would be a happy man.]

“Oh, right.” Ban shook his head to clear it. “Okay. What now?”

“Now,” Shido’s voice was, unintentionally, a low purr near Ban’s ear, “We go back to my place, and you can tell me just what the hell is going on.” Shido pulled Ban away from the wall and against his body and rubbed soothing circles on Ban’s back. “You were terrified.” [Please please please don’t be scared of me. Please Gods above let him not be scared of me..]

“I was not.” Ban moved to pull away, but Shido tightened his arms around Ban.

“You screamed.” [I thought you had gotten hit. I’ve never been more scared in my life.]

“Did I?”

“Before, when one of the guns went off. You screamed my name.”

“What do you mean?”

“You said ‘Shido’.”

“Your point?” Ban’s fingers tightened around Shido’s arm.

“You also said it when I kissed you. You said it twice, in fact. I’m confused, because one minute you hate me, and the next minute I’ve got one scared shitless, yet incredibly willing Midou Ban in my arms and moaning.” [And I can not say how much I’ve wanted you there, minus the scared shitless part, of course.] Ban’s cheeks turned a pretty shade of pink and Shido resisted the urge to dip his head and kiss Ban to make him blush for a very different reason. “And now you’re blushing.”

/You are Master of the Obvious, Shido-kun./ a crow called.

“Yeah, well, what about you? You’re the one who started that whole kiss thing.”

“I did that so the guards wouldn’t see who we were, and if they DID see us, they’d stay away from us.” [Oh that is such a load of bullshit!]

/LIES!/ A crow screamed.

“A likely story.” Ban muttered. Shido pulled him closer.

“This isn’t a conversation to have here. Let’s head back to my place and we’ll talk about it there.” Shido glared at the crows, who laughed at him.

/Like that will save you from our mockery!/

Shido released Ban and they walked towards the Ladybug.

“You want me to drive?”

“No one drives my car but me.”

“Of course.” Ban shuddered. Shido tilted his head. “Are you cold?”

“It’s freaky.”

“What is?”

Ban explained about his dreams as they drove to Shido’s apartment above Madoka’s garage.

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