Pet Project
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Author: Aquaian Goddess
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance. Humor. PWP.
Status: Complete.
Pairing: Shido x Ban.
Summary: When on a mission to retrieve a statue, the GetBackers must go to some interesting extremes to get it.
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Ban ran back into the bathroom as soon as he heard the bell jingle, and left Shido and Emishi blinking.

“What was that?”

“Ban-chan.”

Shido, who was dressed in his suit jacket and pants, with a gray silk shirt underneath, shook his head. “Ban. Come on out, we have to get moving.”

“Emishi, tell Ban-chan you won’t laugh.”

“What?”

“You two have to swear you won’t laugh, or Ban-chan won’t come out.”

“We swear!” Emishi called, grinning.

Ban walked out again and glared. “Not a WORD, Monkey Tamer.”

Shido’s eyes widened as he stared at Ban, looking him over from head to foot, then shrugged. “You’ll do.”

Before Ban could yell at Shido, Emishi spoke up. "Hey baby, are those astro pants?" Ban blinked at him. "‘Cause your ass is out of this world!"

Ginji blinked as Ban winced. “OW. Miracle Whip, that was so bad it was painful.”

Emishi scratched the back of his head. "Don't like that one? Okay, how about, 'Hey, I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me, pretty kitty?'" Emishi gave Ban a leering smile.

“I might get fleas.” Ban deadpanned, becoming less nervous as Emishi’s comments continued.

Emishi remained unfazed. “Okay, how about, those pants would look good on my floor?”

Ban smirked. “They'd also look better in my car, but that implies all the wrong things, doesn't it?”

Emishi stared in shock as Shido laughed. “I concede defeat this time around. But I will get you! Mark my words, little kitty.”

“We’re going to be late if we don’t leave soon.” Shido spoke up, amused.

Ban returned his attention to Shido. “Do you have the communicator and emitter?”

“Yep!” Emishi grinned as Shido nodded. “So Ginji-han and I will follow the limo to the party, and stay hidden until you give us the word, right?”

“Right.” Ban glanced at Shido and started towards the door. “The limo’s here. Later, everyone.” He walked out and started towards the car when he heard a whistle.

"Me-yow! Where have you been all my life?"

"Hey there, kitty, want some milk?"

"Kitten want his tummy rubbed?"

Ban bristled, looking very much like a cat as he turned and glared at the three school boys. He looked very close to chasing the little demons down when Shido came out. “I suggest you leave him be. He’s a wild cat. Very dangerous.”

“We could take him!”

Shido whistled and crows attacked the boys, sending them running in the other direction screaming, as he held down the hissing Ban and ushered him into the waiting car. “I’m sure. Driver, we’re ready to go.”

“I’m going to kill them.” Ban snarled as the car pulled away from the Honky Tonk.

“Oh relax, they were little kids.” Ban glared at him. “By the way. While we’re at the party, you are to refer to me as ‘Master’, alright?”

Ban could only stare at Shido in disbelief. “WHAT?”

“Listen, to me, unless you want to blow our cover, we’ll have to act like the other people there, or Tekodashi will know something’s up.”

“Monkey Tamer, I swear if you hold this night over my head, I will kill you.”

“Don’t worry about it. I made Emishi swear to leave you alone about tonight.”

“Hn. Fine.” Ban batted his eyes at Shido. “Master.” The word was said with such sugar-y sweetness, Shido almost gagged.

“Don’t do that.”

Ban blinked at him innocently. “But I thought you wanted me to call you master, Master.”

“Not that. The eye thing. Don’t do the eye thing.”

Ban sat back against the seat. “As you wish, Master.”

Shido sighed. It was going to be a long night.

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