Pet Project
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Author: Aquaian Goddess
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance. Humor. PWP.
Status: Complete.
Pairing: Shido x Ban.
Summary: When on a mission to retrieve a statue, the GetBackers must go to some interesting extremes to get it.
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“I think Ban-chan should go as a kitty!”

Hevn raised an eyebrow at this. “Really?”

“Ban-chan would make a very cute kitty!”

“He does have that ‘holier-than-thou’ air about him that cats seem to have.” Yoshigawa said.

“Ummm, do I get a say in this at all?”

“Just stand there and look pretty, Ban-kun. This has nothing to do with what you want.”

“But, I’m the one that has to wear this thing you know!”

“I’ll try to make it as sexily modest as I can, Ban-kun.”

“Based on what you wear, that thought does not comfort me.”

Hevn, ignoring Ban, turned into a store. “Perfect!”

Ginji stared wide eyed at the store’s contents. “Ban-chan, what’s that for?”

“I have no idea.”

Hevn, in the meantime, had been walking around doing the strange female ritual of picking things up, making noises over them, putting them back down, only to come back and pick them up again. She came back and thrust a pile of black into Ban’s arms. “Go try this stuff on.”

Ban grumbled and walked into a dressing room, while the three waited outside patiently. A few minutes later, an outraged squawk came from the room. “I AM NOT WEARING THIS!

“Come on out and let us see.”

“No! No no no and MORE no!”

“Come out or I’ll have Gin-chan kick down the door and drag you out.” Hevn said coolly.

Ban, who would have never admitted to such an act, pouted. “Fine. If any of you laugh, I’ll kill you all.”

“We won’t laugh, Ban-kun.”

Normally, when Ban walked into a room, the first thing one would notice is his hair, the crazy mass of spikes that stuck up everywhere, making him appear as though he had stuck his finger in an electrical socket (or an extreme case of static electricity, what with having Ginji as his partner and all). The next would be his eyes, those shockingly blue eyes that would have you turning away because of something deeper in them. This time, it was his legs. Lean legs that were encased in low slung black leather that left nothing to the imagination, with a black tail attached to the back that curled at the end. The next thing was the expanse of stomach that revealed well toned abdominal muscles, up to the bottom of Ban’s ribcage, which was where the tight black vest began, with its lone button in the middle that held it together. Then there were the full length black velvet gloves that came to the middle of Ban’s biceps. A pair of cat ears on his head completed the look.

Ginji flushed. “B-Ban-chan...”

“What?! What is it?! I know I look stupid, you don’t need to-”

“You look GREAT, Ban-chan!”

“My my, if I were ten years younger.”

Ban scowled. “I’m changing back..”

“Wait. It’s missing something. Stay right there until I get back.” Hevn walked away. She came back and clasped something around his neck. “There.”

Ban reached up and his fingers were met with velvet and a bell. “I’m going to kill you, Hevn, I’m not wearing a-”

“It really brings the whole outfit together quite nicely, really.”

Ban glared at them. “I’m very uncomfortable, just so you know.”

“Change back, and we’ll go pay for this stuff. I want to test out a theory though, Ban-kun.”

“What theory?”

“You’ll see.”

Once they returned to the Honky Tonk, Yoshigawa had left quickly, the time of the party drawing closer. “No.”

“I’m beginning to think that the first word you ever learned was no, Ban-kun.”

“Actually, it was die.”

“Really? Get in there and change.”

“But... Hevn!” Ban’s voice held a hint of desperation in it. “Nat-”

“Is a big girl and can handle a little skin.”

“But-”

“Don’t tell me you’re SHY, Ban-kun.”

Ban seethed. “FINE!” He stalked into the bathroom to change.

“Hevn, You said something about a theory, before.”

“You’ll see, I said.” She walked to the door of the bathroom. “Ban-kun? You finished yet?”

“..Yes.”

“I’m coming in.”

“NO! GO AWAY! I’m not coming out until that damned Monkey Tamer shows up with Miracle Whip so we can LEAVE.”

“Gin-chan, could you kindly open the door?”

“Break that door, it goes on your tab.”

“NO! Don’t break the door Ginji!”

“Ban-chan, you’re being unreasonable!”

“...Fine.” Hevn disappeared into the bathroom. “NO! YOU KEEP AWAY FROM ME, YOU FEMALE SPAWN OF SATAN!”

“Hold still before I poke out your eye, Ban-kun!”

“HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!” With that final cry, all fell silent.

“What did she do?” Ginji whispered to Paul, who shook his head.

“I have no idea.”

“Master, I’m scared. Do you think Hevn-san killed Ban-san?” Natsumi clung to Paul’s arm.

Hevn walked out whistling, twirling a black pencil between her fingers of one hand, while the other held Ban’s sunglasses. “Ban-kun, get out here.” Apparently something was said, for Hevn responded with a firm “Now.”

“Ban-chan! Are you okay?!” Ginji’s voice was distressed.

“At least get out here so Ginji knows you’re still alive.”

Ban stepped out of the bathroom. “I feel so violated.”

“Ban-chan?” Ban’s eyes seemed more... intense. “What has she done to you?”

“I just put eyeliner on him. No big deal. Now show the others how sexy you look.”

Ban walked towards the center of the Honky Tonk and glared at Hevn. Then at Paul and Natsumi, who were staring. Natsumi’s face was redder than Ginji’s had been in the store.

“You clean up rather well, don’t you?” Paul said, smirking.

“Oh shut up!”

The bell above the door rang.

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