Letter

Author: Harukami
Rating: PG
Genre: Drabble. Humor.
Status: Complete.
Pairing: Toshiki + Jyuubee + Kazuki.
Summary: Ban and Ginji recieve a letter from the three former Volts.

"C'mon, Paul," Ban wheedled hopefully. "We'll be able to pay you back on the next job for sure, so maybe just a little pizza?"

"Nope."

"Half a pizza? ...Two slices? One slice? C'mon, Paul, have a heart!"

Sprawled against the counter and drooling, Ginji whimpered. "So hungry, Ban-chan. So... hungry..."

"Hey, you two!" Natsumi came over, holding a tray out.

"Is it food?!" They pressed close to peer, and Ban sighed. "Oh. Just a letter."

"It's addressed to Ginji-san," Natsumi said, helpfully. "Isn't that the first time you've got a letter here?"

Ginji picked it up. "Not the first time, but I don't get mail very often. Huh... Ban-chan, do we know anyone in Hawaii?"

"Stupid, if we knew anyone in Hawaii, do you think we'd be languishing here? We'd con them into letting us stay there... the sun, the beaches, the cool drinks and fruits... the women in bikinis... ahhhhh, why don't we know anyone in Hawaii?"

"Oh!" Ginji said cheerfully, reading the letter. "It's from Kazu-chan! He says that he and Juubei and Toshiki are down there on their honeymoon!"

Still leaning disconsolately on the counter, Ban muttered, "Who married who?"

"They sent a photo!" Ginji passed it over.

Ban picked it up. "Ch'," he muttered. "I ask for buxom women in bikinis and get Kazuki in a string thong. Would it hurt to give me a little luck?"

"Ban-chan, that's not very nice," Ginji chided. "Most people would give their right arm to see Kazuki in a thong."

"Would they now."

"Oh! They sent something else!" Ginji shook the envelope out and found a little note wrapped around a few thousand-yen notes. He untied the note to read it. "A little something for Ginji and Mido Ban, to whom I'm sure the God of Money has been its usual coy self. It's not much, but since you couldn't be there for the wedding and its catering, please have a little meal for us.... Food! FOOD, Ban-chan-!"

Reverently, Ban kissed the photo of Kazuki. "May their union be fruitful."

"...uh, Ban-chan..."

"Now, Paul! A pizza!," Ban cheered, enthusiastically. "And bring out some beer for a wedding toast!"